All hail the Queen...

On one of my exciting journeys though the world wide wonderland and specifically the BBC News site I came across this beauty, that describes

Apparently there is a massive uproar regarding the Rough Guide to England publishing that:

England is a nation of "overweight, alcopop-swilling, sex-and-celebrity obsessed television addicts".

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! What a beauty!!! Looking at the papers published in the UK you would think that this kingdom is being run by chav's, football supporters and big breasted, blond celebrities and not the American Side-Show that they call parliament.

Alcohol, sex and TV are three of the things I (and to be honest most people I know) have based my life philosophy around and I am proud of the English nation for embracing my culture and outlook on life.

I can see how the tourism board would be upset by this, but you cannot help to laugh out loud as you know there is so much truth said in jest, or in the Rough Guide to England in this instance.

With Mayday coming up, hope you all have a booze, sex and celebrity filled long weekend...

Adios,

Saffa
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Not that we need it...

I have put copy this book in the post to all my mates. I cant wait to see what happens over the next few weeks...

Thanks Aquila

Saffa
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Pablo Francisco Impressions

By a show of hands we will now indicate to rest of the world who doesn't like stand-up. OK. Now, all of you with your hands up don't watch this clip. For those who havge their hands down: Watch this... I have watched it 3 times and still have stomach cramps laughing...


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World Stats

Here s a interesting one for ya. A site keeping track of world population stats etc. I know its probably a waste of time but hey, who here doesn't have a few minutes a week to waste on some useless information. We all listen, watch or read the weather forecast everyday, don't we?

Saffa
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Watch, Listen and be informed...

A gadget to watch, sing to and never ignore...

If you are anything like my flatmate and enjoy exercising your vocal cords in the shower to some "Leaving on a jet plane" or "Billy Jean" (without the laminated words stuck to the shower wall). You definitely need a shower radio... If only for the sanity of your flatmate(s)\neighbours. If you are also inclined to be 10 mins late for everything because you love a good long shower, like me. You definitely need a clock in the shower too.

Now this little gadget solves both these problems, but I can hear you screaming: "What's new!!". Well. You tell me how many times you have jumped out of the shower to the the irritating noise of you phone ringing, to run half naked down the corridor dripping water all over the place to get to the phone and find out its your mother calling you to remind you to put out the garbage for collection today. AAAAAAAAAARRRGH...!

This little gadget is packed with a surprise of note. Caller ID. Now can check if its your secret lover phoning and run for the phone before your other half gets to it or your boss and just ignore it. I have tried to find a UK vendor, but could only find this American website selling it. Hope to see it over here soon.

Saffa
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Men will be men...

In other words always better. This is an old one but I think a good one to set the tone for the new website. I have to say that I never get tired of reading this inspiring piece of "reality e-mail".

The paper written by allegedly two American college students is treat in the long debated discussion of who reigns supreme: He vs. She.

Enjoy,

Saffa
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The Saffa Dude's Bloggeroo

Aloooo y'all...

I have decided to move my blog from MSN spaces due to the restrictions on formatting the page that Microsoft put on these sites. I hope you you enjoy reading my blog that is filled with all kinds of mad ramblings by me and guest writers on anything from technology to how to peal an onion. Add this site to your Favourites NOW or subscribe to the RSS feed...!!

You can check out my previous posts at Finc's MSN Space to get an insite into what goes on in the mind of a nutter...

Looking forward to reading your comments on my posts soon...

The Dude
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